hello people, i've moved.

it's

http://theincredibledancinglawn.tumblr.com/

now.

see you guys there.

hello again, you.

the koalas said hi.

let's extend this.
i'll talk about 2 things and end off with a few videos.

1. Hobbies.
i do quite a variety of things actually. i do do sports, and by that it's mainly running & swimming. i'm quite the music person, i'd say; i do the piano, trumpet, cornet, harmonica & my ipod shuffle that once belonged to my brother. i dance: popping, freestyle, krumping, krumping, did i mention krumping? and currently i learning locking. i'm really into sweets and candy, but my lack of money prevents me from really abusing them. i'm into shopping too, but the earlier reason still applies here. listening to music & monologues are kinda intergrated into my system, reading books are like the occasional cigar smoking moments (in large doses), & my ink art is an addiction that never really goes away, but no one's complaining, yes?

2. Hobbies (cont'd)
like i was saying, let's extend this. i'm very much into language, in the sense that i use it as a really blunt stick against pretty much everyone, including myself; guess i'm not so much into discrimination. poetry is usually expelled from within me in bursts of words, and i'm more compelled to type them out as well as think them out. people say my creepy ability to see connections in things they can't a wee bit scary, but i'd say i'm okay.

craig ferguson - 2/13/2009 Monologue


rowan atkinson - The Good Loser


rowan atkinson - thomas, richard, harold


p.s. i do lie sometimes.

monkeys with keys,
mirrors in mirrors,
crowns in clowns.

hello, you.

it's 8:48am now, and i've got school at 10!
and i guess it's only compulsory for the art students.

L O V E L Y.

it's been a long time since i had a serious post.
well, if i ever had one, that it =)

okay. i'll talk about 3 things along the way.

1. Love life.
oohhh, this is practically unexistent. Considering the fact that i never take the initiative plus the mindset that any of my inclination to girls is considered infatuation by me, these 2 factors has effectively purged my love life to an astounding numerical ratio of x:y, where x, number of girlfriends,=0 and y, years of my life,=17. other than that, i'd say i'm doing fine.

2. Social life
to be really honest, i'd say the actual number of real friends i have is a number that does not exceed the sum of my fingers and toes. i may seem to know a hell lot of people, but they would fall under the absolutely legendary "hi-bye friends" category.

3. Personal life.
a lovely combination of exposure to philosophy, readings of books such as Goethe's Faust & Tom Holt's works and thought processes that result from the latter & former has left me a pessimistic & optimistic boy with an increasingly erratic behaviour that may or may not mirror the characters of the novels i've read. no, i definitely do not have MPD like Deadpool; it's just that i've become an amalgamation of all these entities and ideas that may or may not have influenced my mindset in the earlier 2 things i've talked about. it may or may not have influenced me to think that i'll end up alone in my general lifespan and it may or may not have influenced me to post this post =D

okay. that's 3 things i've talked about.

better leave the house now lest i be late for art.

clown,
crown,
a monkey sees me in my own,
a reflection that may not be my own.

found a cool daft punk remix =)



and one of my older favourites =D



it's a morning,
so let's be cheerful!

stop sending astronaut asses through the alternative atmosphere into super space.

3 cheers for ANTZ for lovely designs i always look forward to.

if bears had crowns.

1. surround myself with people.
2. let people be sounds.
3. therefore, more people=more sounds.
4. warning:do not discriminate any sounds.
5. arrange the sounds in the method of preference.
6. you've got a symphony of your own =)

ah, the bittersweet steps to life.

definitely.
nothing ever goes one way,
nothing ever goes one direction.

beauty of life.
magic of song.

che sera sera.
whatever will happen, will happen.
there is reason in it.

do not panic,
do not spazz out.

the sun shall rise
and the birds shall chirp.

let life continue
and let sounds be arranged.

6-step life symphony construction for the bittersweet hearts :)

electionsseptemberwillrightwrongsurelong.
thinkdriveinsuranceboreushumanreckonanygoodnames.
smackimaginesuicidalrevival.
hishijackingplanessureontoo.

hey ho.
random stuff.
like.

hah!

let the moon bite me.

let the song eat me.

let the beat abuse me.

let the words stab me.

let the language tumble me.

let the manners digust me.

let.

the silent wall fall.

the weight of light of light in height.

just started on locking today.
it's kinda hard,
but i know i'll be okay with practice haha =)

salute to hilty and bosch, as well as rey haha =D

just thought i'll dig up one of the older locking vids i've posed before haha.

here you go:
Hilty & Bosch feat. Co-Thkoo


scuba & which way?

retro is IN, RIGHT NOW!

My Girl - David Ruffin & Eddie Kendricks


Mona Lisa - Nat King Cole


Soul Vaccination - Tower of Power

candy is quite dandy,
yet quite unlike drugs;
sure they make me keep popping,
yet no withdrawl effects keep popping.

maybe
sweetness is an addiction, a desire, an instinct--

but i keep popping while my white teeth rot,
and i keep brushing while my white teeth rot.

the obsession
is an addiction, a desire, an instinct, a disorder--

but those curves attract me while my blood turns sweet,
and those tastes attract me while my blood turns sweet.

this curious condition
is an addiction, a desire, an instinct, a disorder, a disease--

but i keep chewing while the candy cuts,
and i keep licking while the candy cuts.

my current lovely dilema
is an addiction, a desire, an instinct, a disorder, a disease, a state of mind,

this i know yet i never do comphrehend;
candy cuts as my sweet blood flows,
candy cuts while my white teeth rots.

candy cuts while i keep popping.
and yet

candy cuts are curious things,
candy cuts are lovely things.

you may say i like candy cuts,
you may say i hate candy cuts.

i do know my sweet blood flows,
i do know my white teeth rots.
and yet

i enjoy candy with candy cuts,
i savour candy with candy cuts,
i chew on candy with candy cuts,
i bite on candy with candy cuts.

and they enjoy me with candy cuts
and they savour me with candy cuts
and they chew on me with candy cuts
and they bite on me with candy cuts.

i do say i understand
the paradox of this matter so;
candy cuts are terrible things,
candy cuts are fantastic things!

the paradox makes them even sweeter so,
this paradox makes them even enjoyable so!

candy cuts with curves and tastes,
what an enjoyable experience to experience so!

the pain and pleasure gives me pleasure,
the pleasure and pain gives me pain!
and yet

i'll settle for the in-between,
the pain and pleasure in the in-between,
the curves and tastes in the in-between,
the candy cuts in the in-between!

you may say i'm very sick,
you may say i'm very sweet
and yet

candy cuts are quite dandy,
yet quite unlike candy;
sure they keep me popping,
yet no withdrawl effects keep popping.

i'll keep rolling those curves and tastes,
while candy cuts with curves and tastes;
i'll keep popping those curves and tastes,
while candy cuts--

still--

with curves and tastes.

those curves and tastes do not harm me,
those curves and tastes do me justice!

i'm sure they do that
despite candy cuts,
i'm sure they do that
despite candy cuts.

candy cuts are things of joy,
candy cuts are things of joy;

i love candy on the tip of my tongue,
i love candy with dandy candy cuts.
and most of all,

i love candy cuts with curves and tastes,
they love me too with their candy cuts!

yes i'm sure of that,
yes i'm sure!

but maybe.


fine & dandy candy cuts

IT"S MAY DAY!

oh, curb the enthusiasism.



my brother's playing quite a number of classics on the piano.
lovely.

finally had the long awaited sleeping in.
oh, it fell so good.

randomity is art on the subconscious level.

i'd say, that's a rather interesting piece of shit your homework seemingly resembles. oh wait, it is an interesting piece of shit!(oh my god!)

if only teachers could talk like that.
the world would be ten times the place it is now, i promise.

but only a select few does, so don't bother trying to spot one.
in fact,
they're so rare.





jazz does wonders to my head.
that, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when there's too much jazz/disco in my body system.

you might wonder what "that" is.
chances are, i'm not telling you.
if i did, wouldn't that be an awful compliment to your intelligence?





water drips
blood drips
ink drips in short of two letters.

engage in disengagement,
disengage in engagement;
if only i was easy.

a lack of display,
to display the lack of it.
i type and i write.

ink in blood,
blood in ink,
the universal fluid liquid.

rosiness of sound,
strength of noise,
hybrid of music.

constant randoms.
random constants.

if i was that easy.

the dictionary'd been a bloody nursery rhyme.

if everyone was that easy.

no need for the final solution.
no need for nuclear warfare.
no need for ethnic cleansing.

no need for rain.
no need for sun.
no need for men.
no need for women.
no need for dna.
no need for existence.
no need for world.
no need for reason.
no need for brain.
no need for suicide.
no need for replacements.
no need for emotions.(oh, those troublesome little things!)
no need for complaints.
no need for pleasure.
no need for lists.

no need for me.
no need for you.
no need for them.

no need for them and you and me.

no need to panic,
no.
need.

no.


concluding conclusion.

listening to CLASSIC MEETS CUBA by the Klazz brothers & Cuba Percussion right now.
do check it out seriously yeah=)
it's always refreshing to hear new renditions of classic songs=)

the shocking addiction to eyelids.

yes.

my eyes are extremely dry.

reading lots of articles.

drinking cream soda.

what else?

nothing :)

the second conclusion.

dancing koala bears!?


i'm telling you, they'll take over the world.










feeling the absolutely the "I'm going to shoot everyone with words" mood today.
oh holy hell.





i don't what to feel now though.
keep putting spaces with no real intentions.





if spaces were filled with ink blotches.

repetition with change.
never the same.

Gene Kelly "Singin' In The Rain"


Volkswagen Golf GTI "Singin' In The Rain" Commercial


mirrors do not achieve absolute reflection.

blink.
think without thinking.

band today was semi-productive,
but i reckon it's productive < non-productive.

hung around in school after that until it shut down.
nothing much happened then.

wait.
something will change.

You tell me,
Ever.

I tell you,
Never ever.

Decayed hand, reach for the moon in the water --

I tell you,
Never ever, ever.

intimate blanks,
ink spills.

intimate ocean,
oil spills.

What does a boy do in a space?
Shall I propose an intimate rave about your heels?

You refuse.
Out right.

Harder?
No.

Better?
Not really.

Well?
Well, well.

A round mirror strapped on the knee.
Little monkey me hops around reflecting inwards and outwards.

White monkey,
Black monkey?

No significance.

Swing your arms till the mirror breaks.
Stomp your feet until the mirror shatters.

Sweet song of the intimate crackle and pop.

Sweet song of a monkey's cry of clarity.

flashback!
unearthed some old musical songs after listening to current ones.
they all sound really good hahaHA!

for the first time in like ever,
i've managed to actually stick to a weekend schedule.
yay me.

here're some stuff to listen to, more of the retro :D

Pretty Women from Sweeny Todd (version by Len Cariou)


The Coup from Moulin Rouge (can stop watching beyond 5.25 actually)


Who am I? from Les Miseables


The Phantom of the Opera/Music of the Night from The Phantom of the Opera


Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk


Your Song by Sir Elton John


A Love That Will Last by Renee Olstead


Let There Be Rock by AC/DC


Blame it on the Boogie by Jackson Five

hello good friday.
nice to meet you :D

just had the weirdest dream yesternight.
an old man who steals clothes by using an extremely long pole and his ability to shrink.
i accidently killed him when he's in mini-mode and i threw him out of the window.

then like a channel switch,
i was in a parkway parade-ish place and i don't know why,
i saw a friend and followed her up the bus that goes to clementi.

woke up.

and it's good friday today=)

still feeling slightly weird now.

shouldn't have eaten spicy stuff.
feelin' the burn right now haha.

down with the common flu.
yay me =)

mum cooked pasta today.
not a bad attempt, i must say.

it is a good rainy day today.

rearranging each of my sentences in this post.

dejumbling, anyone?

the fantastic flu fool free flight fight.

fantastic fights fought for freedom freakily.

went to noise singapore today haha.
i'm positive that antz is awesome!

still movin' under gunfire

i really like this very very much =)

not fair.

hahahahahaha.
feeling a little high now.
i will play with words now =D

Laugh.
what am i now,
making your vow
sound like my jokes.

the high clown laughs,
the high world laughs;
the trumpet chokes.

little barbie smiles,
boys walking miles,
i'm chugging cokes.

could i have known,
could you have known --
you don't get jokes.

especially mine.
especially my mine jokes.

i'm in wee bits.

i stepped on a mine.

laugh, you.

apologise? lovely joke.

P.Y.T.s running around =)

epic tired.

lots of it

but to where?

haha.

continue pushing around.

but to where?

just being there.

but to where?

to there.

mellow mood mix me.

totally forgot to add that i saw a double rainbow yesterday=D

now i'm listening to music and of course,
wondering what is about homework that isn't done,
which in fact,
obviously,
lovingly,
with all my heart,
isn't done at all=)

some songs i found interesting:

Clazziquai Project - Dance


Michael Jackson ft. Will.i.am - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)2008


Lily Allen - The Fear


Andrew W.K - Never Let Down


Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up


Rick Astley - Together Forever


Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady - I Love Cheese


Usher (The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008) - This Ain't Sex


Usher (The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008) - What's your name/Yeah


Mobb Deep - Live Foul


haha enjoy=)

Thank you Aik How for loaning me money,
so i could buy clothes=)

HAHA=D
went out with aik how today cause he told me to go and check out the addidas sale at the expo,
where they cut prices like prices were butter.
brought a jacket haha.

settled for lunch at carljr's.
i finished my food plus his fries, so dinner's already taken care of already hhaa!

skin-on fries & volatile math thought processes.

band camp ended yesterday.
lots of interesting happenings.
for example,
teaching people to count, happy songs featuring a vulgarity, and walking around barefooted.

contributed my bit during the camp,
so i'm not feeling so bad yeah=)

i did feel guilty about telling people that i've eaten though.
sorry people=(

echoes are self-responses=)

just returned from charcoal and food.
smelling burnt now.

feeling really lazy and sleepy.

I.

might.


sleep.



now.

replaced the lights in the computer room.
oh hail replacement ring bulb!

listening to jazz right now,
feeling smooth now=D

gotta start art again soon.
got some neat visuals from a few graphic novels that i've borrowed=)
hope they'll be of use haha.

and now,
sunday's almost over again.

nothing interesing on the tv yet.
and i'm in front of this computer,
doing nothing related to a car bonnet.
i have dug out an old poem i wrote,
which i think was kinda funny and strangely familiar.
_________________________________

here i am,
in front of my computer at 10 30 pm,
with nothing much to mime.

what of words?
nothing of fireballs and swords,
thus a poem.

the 'O's are coming to an end,
yet it seems like a evergrowing trend,
to be ever so bored.

excitement, you ask?
a word so foreign like an elephant's tusk,
never seen it.

so here i sit,
bored to tears as i type it,
a poem to express my tedium.

who am i to complain,
to say that my life's so very plain?
nothing will be heard anyway.

a boy awaiting the inevitable,
what will happen to him while he sits at his table?
nothing, i say, nothing at all.

the tragedy of the non-existent holidays.

damn right you are when exams are done for now.

today's paper were epic and hilariously.
especially the art paper=)

1st, my black ink pen ran out of ink. And because the teacher there was ___ ___, so i didn't ask.

2nd, I switched to the pseudo chinese ink soft nib pen that resulted in my writing looking like an artwork. Luckily, my art teacher came and i was able to ask for a pen from here," Eh, can i borrow a pen? my pen died and as you can see... yeah."

3rd, she hands me a pen and i continue writing in blue ballpoint ink as compared to the black ink earlier. It too died halfway in my essay which resulted in the 3rd change," miss kwa, can i borrow another pen?this one died too." and i recieved a black ballpoint pen from my friend.

so now my paper's like written in 2 colours and 3 different nib types.
apologies to miss kwa yeah haha.

swimming tmw morn.
hell yeah no overspill at the pool tomorrow because it's a morning.

krump vaccination

gotta love tight eyez, all hail!

krump corrects kinks, comprehend?

korean contemporary & daimler today.
enjoy,
me =D



lovely lights light up the late lovable ladder.

need.
to.
control.
snack.
consumption.
or.
poo.
i.
will.

napham = rain of fire = blazing people, expectant of rain

very most recently, i've realised that i miss going home when there're hints of day in the sky.

sparkling vanilla cream soda tastes good and the stinging sensation's sweet.

Country Livin' by Esthero and Teardrop by Massive Attack go positively well.

the thought processes induced by philospohy puzzles make me tick.

the luminescence on my mobile excites me.

the Picture Book finds me a curious boy.

current hair lengths indicate a 85% chance of me cutting them off somewhere this week.

sparkling sparks sparkle.

sleeping at 8pm helps a hell lot!
:D


smilies x 2

like preview night, premiere night's a blast.
i quote kuek," everyone stood up to the occassion" and "everyone's awsome!"

yeah.
burned myself out yesterday.
had prata with the lit night crew, and returned home to an angry dad who left 32 missed calls.

sorry dad!

well, been searching around for good music and singers, and i stumbled across Esthero, who has a lovely voice=D
here's one of her songs, Country Livin'.


and Superstar, by Lupe Fiasco feat Mathew Santos


and Amazing, by Seal


and Seal's cover of the Beatle's Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds


Enjoy!

preview night's a blast.
hope premiere night will be so as well.

smilies.

finally.
tomorrow's preview night,
and the day after, gala night.

no lines forgotten.

no notes unpitched.

go me :D

finally the 100th post.
yay me.

orientation finale was a blast, thought i wasn't able to stay for everything.
hail cetus for emerging champion house again!
great job guys=D

like john, i'm glad to have worked with the ogls, as well the lovely 1a02 '09.
you guys made my job as an ogl so very much more simpler and i love you guys for that=)
thank you syed for being rocker G, heymant for acting, sandra for the pom-poms, ona & wenhui for ogl-ing ith me... the list goes on.
hope we stay in touch and all to be in deep fun thereafter=D

lit night rehearsals was tiring but definitely fruitful.
teachers treated us to pizza which was great=D

school's finally 'in' again =D

games orientation day 2 owned me.
yay =D

games oreintaion day 1 pawned me.
=D


big fat round moon tonight.

saturday sunlight

aik how was gracious enough to invite my friends & I over for lunch,
thank you sir!
and to mrs tan, who cooked all the food=)

lazed around for a bit after that.
we were supposed to go out together, but by the time we actually decided to move to parkway parade, turns out that aik how couldn't make because of vistations, and the 3 other people have/want to go home.

so i went wandering alone at the bugis-hotel-raffles city area.
let my eyes have some sweets while visiting the art galleries there =D
window shopping turned out well too.
who knew that some shops actually sold decent stuff?
haha to me then.

smoked moon tonight.

summer knows the rub-a-dub.
so very reassuring, baby.

so screwed for tomorrow's test.
=) weird thing is, i'm kind of enjoying it.

listing today:
1) GP holiday homework
2) GP Paragraphs x2
3) Maths Probability Tutorial
4) Economics Revision on Market Failure

oh poo poo poo.

and i've still gotta brainstorm for my art 'a's coursework.
and read through demetrius' lines and meet the literature teachers on monday's lunch.
Poo, grande sized now, baby.

apparently i'm demetrius.
bummer?

gp lecture was quite informative today.
in the words of Abel ,"He went through the whole of Human History in 1 hour!"

still.
gp homework's not done.
skiving still, me =)

gotta prepare for that 3 songs i've gotta play for tomorrow's lit. night rehearsals.
they're probably going to be girl from ipanema, fly me to the moon/ L-O-V-E(Nat King Cole), and la vie en rose.

grrrr.

The Modern Dilema:
Homework.
should i?

school's reopening tomorrow.
yipee yay.

for the record,
i'm not going to do my homework.
i'm just going to study.

having problems trying to embed my imeem playlist.
oh, screw technology.

yesterday was bartley's cca open house.
the trumpet section's standard's astoundingly shocking.
i'll leave it at that.

to do list:
1.finish the chinese write-up mdm jiang told me to do for her
2.finish the badges
3.get some studying
4.sleep earlier

fingers crossed on those.

slacking's the new cool, i suppose.
ain't going be that cool when school reopens, innit?

i can't find the nail-clipper and there's paint under my nails =P

audiophile

ip man today.
it's very nice=D

lovely sounds of fist contact and dislocation of bones.
all hail ip man!
do check it out if you have the time.

walked about with aik how to help him choose a piece of long sleeved collared shirt.
saw what he wanted, and he says he'll get it later.

we then chanced upon this series of pioneer headphones that looked seriously cool, and that means i've gotta pump money in the spending corner D=
better start saving now.

douch!